It’s the new year and time for a new Porn Beer. This episode we review Babestation’s Kerry Louise in her official website. And we drink some beer too. Happy days.
Kerry Louise Babestation Review
Go and see more of Kerry Louise from Babestation here. Clicky clicky.
Jesus. I’m sorry. We’re both sorry. It’s been ages. But finally a new pornbeer is in the can. Well, on youtube.
Come on you slags. You fucking love a bit of Indian twin sister erotica. Click and get instant action.
Jesus. Who wouldn’t give Ava one if she asked nicely?
Show her how much you love her. Join her site. It’s dead cheap.
Preeti And Priya are twin sisters. And they are smoking hot.
Check out.
You won’t find this content on the free sites. Stump up just 75p a day and you can see this sort of Indian porn!
Click here to see the free tour
And one more for good measure
Today, we’ll be reviewing piss poor amateur porn yawn arsewithclass.com
It’s a weird, dull and scary site.
It’s run by a dirty thick pimp bloke called Gary Brewer, who left school aged 14 because of problems with him touching himself. He went to work in a pet shop, cleaning up shit. (And wanking on the hamsters, natch). Then he worked as a bouncer at a crack house. There he found a crack whore amateur porn monkey called Natalie K and is now her pimp. He posts on internet forums about needing money for drugs for her. Poor bloke.
This isn’t a joke. You can fuck her for 50 quid without a johnny! Really! Imagine how little you value your life if you agree to bareback sex with strangers from adultwork for just 50 quid! Poor cow.
arsewithclass.com
Once inside the site, you really just end up feeling really sorry for Nat. Gary tries to make her do all sorts of things she CLEARLY doesn’t want to do. Look at her cold, dead eyes.
Arsewithclass.com dead behind the eyes
It’s nasty, low budget filth edited by a spastic, with fat fingers.
Don’t encourage him by giving him money. He will only give it to Nat for drugs.
Look at the fucking banner ads he makes at home using MS PAINT:
I feel sorry for him really. He has gone full retard and getting no care in the community. Thanks Thatcher! Cos of you, we’ve got to put up with aids spreading whore mongerers like Gary. He even has a mullet.
Don’t join the site. Unless you are a proper spack.
You’ve been looking all over for free Lilly Roma pics. I know. And there aren’t very many are there?
Want to see the REAL deal Lilly Roma pics?
Well, simply put, you’re gonna have to pay to join her site. As there are LOADS there. All exclusive to her site. You won’t find them anywhere.
Look, it’s only about 40p a day. So treat yourself!
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Wank over Lilly Roma, go on. Treat yourself.
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He said “I find 15 year old girls sexually attractive”.
Scary old pedo.
Here’s our review of Paul Markham Teens site!
You lucky fuckers. A new episode of your favourite show that reviews porn and beer, that’s right, it’s PORN BEER!
Check out the site we review here: www.18xgirls.com
They really have some very pretty hot young teens there that actually look like they enjoy what they are doing.
Check out the site here.
POW!
Yes, kids, it’s time for another thrilling instalment of the world’s BEST show that reviews both beer and porn.
This week, the delightful Dull Bedsit Blogger and I review AllRuth and SimonScans.
Enough of my yapping, on with the nonsense:
And remember, if you like the sound of either of those sites please click on the banners below so you can then join the site and that will make EVERYONE very happy indeed. Especially me.
